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From time to time, we've been known to get a little whimsical with our package warnings. Many are mundane, but a few are farcical. Here's a list of all the warnings, for, we hope, your enjoyment...

Product What we warned you about
Otaku No Video DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Graveyard of Honor DVD Contains Graphic Violence, Strong Language, Brief Nudity, Drug Use, and Rampant Nihilism
Revenge of a Kabuki Actor DVD Contains Mild Violence and Strong Language
AD Police Files 1-3 DVD Contains Nudity, Violence, and Adult Situations
Riding Bean DVD Contains Profanity, Violence, and Brief Nudity
The Clone Returns Home DVD Contains significant amounts of philosophy.
The Loyal 47 Ronin DVD Contains Violence
The Samurai I Loved DVD Contains Violence
Bushido: The Cruel Code of the Samurai DVD Contains Violence
Sleepy Eyes of Death DVD Box Set 3 Contains Violence
Shinobi no Mono 1 DVD Contains Violence and Ninja Secrets
Onimasa: A Japanese Godfather DVD Contains Violence and Nudity
Eleven Samurai DVD Contains violence and strategy.
Bubblegum Crisis - 4 DVD Box Set Contains Violence, Adult Language, and Brief Nudity
Bubblegum Crisis Ultimate Edition Blu-Ray - Basic Set w/Coin Contains Violence, Adult Language, and Brief Nudity
Bubblegum Crisis Ultimate Edition Blu-Ray - Basic Set w/Keychain Contains Violence, Adult Language, and Brief Nudity
Bubblegum Crisis Ultimate Edition Blu-Ray - Premium Set Contains Violence, Adult Language, and Brief Nudity
The Blind Menace (Shiranui Kengyo) DVD Contains Violence, Despicability.
Shinobi no Mono 3 - Resurrection DVD Contains Violence, Intrigue, and Lurking
Shinobi no Mono DVD Box Set 1 Contains Violence, Intrigue, and Ninja Secrets
Shinobi no Mono 2 - Vengeance DVD Contains Violence, Intrigue, and Skulking
Shogun Assassin DVD Contains Violence, Nudity, and Extremely Hypertensive Villains
Shogun Assassin Blu-Ray Contains Violence, Nudity, and Extremely Hypertensive Villains
Sleepy Eyes of Death DVD Box Set 1 Contains Violence, Nudity, and Nihilism
Shinobi no Mono 4 - Siege DVD Contains Violence, Skullduggery
13 Assassins DVD Contains violence, strategy
The Great Killing DVD Contains violence, strategy
Bubblegum Crash (Episodes 1 - 3) DVD Contains Violence, Strong Language, and Brief Nudity
Miyamoto Musashi - The Set of 5 Discs Contains Violence.
Sleepy Eyes of Death DVD Box Set 2 Contains Violence.
Samurai Vendetta DVD Contains Violence.
Shinsengumi Chronicles DVD Contains Violence.
Revenge (Adauchi) DVD Contains Violence.
Sword of Desperation DVD Contains violence.
Metal Munching Maniacs: 2003 Nationals DVD Viewing combat robotics may cause children to choose careers in science and technology.
Metal Munching Maniacs: Gourmet Damage DVD Viewing combat robotics may cause you to spend a lot of time rummaging in junkyards.
Metal Munching Maniacs: Robot Club & Grille Mayhem DVD Viewing combat robotics may encourage children to stop playing video games and learn about engineering.
Metal Munching Maniacs: Robot Assault DVD Viewing combat robotics may make children demand that their parents help them build a robot.
The Secret of the Urn DVD Violence, Nudity, Chopped Arms, Blood


Product (Discontinued) What we warned you about
Wakeful Nights DVD Contains Adult Situations and Language, Disgusting Puns, Sick Jokes, Filthy Karaoke, and a Traumatized Manta Ray
Lady Snowblood Love Song of Vengeance DVD Contains Bloody Violence
Lady Snowblood DVD Box Set Contains Bloody Violence
Demon Spies DVD Contains Bloody Violence, Strong Language, Sexual Content
Shadow Hunters: Echo of Destiny DVD Contains Bloody Violence, Strong Language, Sexual Content
Shadow Hunters DVD Contains Bloody Violence, Strong Language, Sexual Content
Urusei Yatsura Box Set 10 (DVDs 46-50) DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura Box Set 3 (DVDs 11-15) DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura Movie 1 - Only You DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura Movie 3 - Remember My Love DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura Movie 4 - Lum The Forever DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura Movie 5 - The Final Chapter DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura Movie 6 - Always My Darling DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura Movie Box Set (Movies 1, 3-6) DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura OVA Vol 1 - Inaba DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura OVA Vol 2 - Raging/Howl DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura OVA Vol 3 - Catch/Goat DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura OVA Vol 4 - Date/Terror DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura OVA Vol 5 - Nagisa/Guard DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura OVA Vol 6 - Ryoko/Memorial DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 01 - Episodes 1 - 4 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 02 - Episodes 5 - 8 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 03 - Episodes 9 - 12 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 04 - Episodes 13 - 16 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 05 - Episodes 17 - 20 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 06 - Episodes 21 - 24 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 07 - Episodes 25 - 28 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 08 - Episodes 29 - 32 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 09 - Episodes 33 - 36 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 10 - Episodes 37 - 40 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 11 - Episodes 41 - 44 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 12 - Episodes 45 - 48 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 13 - Episodes 49 - 52 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 14 - Episodes 53 - 56 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 15 - Episodes 57 - 60 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 16 - Episodes 61 - 64 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 17 - Episodes 65 - 68 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 18 - Episodes 69 - 72 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 19 - Episodes 73 - 76 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 20 - Episodes 77 - 80 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 21 - Episodes 81 - 84 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 22 - Episodes 85 - 88 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 23 - Episodes 89 - 92 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 24 - Episodes 93 - 96 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 25 - Episodes 97 - 100 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 26 - Episodes 101 - 104 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 27 - Episodes 105 - 108 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 28 - Episodes 109 - 112 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 29 - Episodes 113 - 116 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 30 - Episodes 117 - 120 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 31 - Episodes 121 - 124 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 32 - Episodes 125 - 128 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 33 - Episodes 129 - 132 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 34 - Episodes 133 - 136 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 35 - Episodes 137 - 140 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 36 - Episodes 141 - 144 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 37 - Episodes 145 - 148 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 38 - Episodes 149 - 152 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 39 - Episodes 153 - 156 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 40 - Episodes 157 - 160 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 41 - Episodes 161 - 164 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 42 - Episodes 165 - 168 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 43 - Episodes 169 - 172 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 44 - Episodes 173 - 176 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 45 - Episodes 177 - 180 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 46 - Episodes 181 - 184 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 47 - Episodes 185 - 188 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 48 - Episodes 189 - 192 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 49 - Episodes 193 - 196 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Urusei Yatsura TV Vol 50 - Episodes 197 - 200 DVD Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations
Shogun Assassin 4 - Five Fistfuls of Gold DVD Contains Demonic Violence (No Actual Gold Inside DVD Package)
New Love In Tokyo DVD Contains Extensive Sex and Nudity, but Not Much Violence
Japan's Longest Day DVD Contains Graphic Depictions of Historical Events
Shogun Assassin 5 - Cold Road to Hell DVD Contains Graphic Violence
MADOX-01 DVD Contains Mild Profanity and Violence
The Geisha DVD Contains Nudity & Violence
Lone Wolf & Cub 6 - White Heaven in Hell DVD Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence
Lone Wolf & Cub 5 - Baby Cart in The Land of Demons DVD Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence
Lone Wolf & Cub 4 - Baby Cart in Peril DVD Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence
Lone Wolf & Cub 3 - Baby Cart to Hades DVD Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence
Lone Wolf & Cub 2 - Baby Cart at the River Styx DVD Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence
Lone Wolf & Cub 1 - Sword of Vengeance DVD Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence
Lone Wolf & Cub DVD Box Set Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence
Lone Wolf & Cub Blu-Ray Collection Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence
Lady Snowblood DVD Contains Violence
Zatoichi - All 7 DVDs Contains Violence
Zatoichi 2 - the Outlaw DVD Contains Violence
Zatoichi 1 - Meets Yojimbo DVD Contains Violence
Zatoichi 3 - The Festival of Fire DVD Contains Violence
Zatoichi 4 - at Large DVD Contains Violence
Zatoichi 5 - in Desperation DVD Contains Violence
Zatoichi 6 - Conspiracy DVD Contains Violence
Zatoichi 7 - Meets the One-Armed Swordsman DVD Contains Violence
Black Rain DVD Contains Violence and Brief Nudity
Bubblegum Crisis Vol 1 DVD Contains Violence, Adult Language, and Brief Nudity
Bubblegum Crisis Vol 2 DVD Contains Violence, Adult Language, and Brief Nudity
Bubblegum Crisis Vol 3 DVD Contains Violence, Adult Language, and Brief Nudity
Bubblegum Crisis Vol 4 DVD Contains Violence, Adult Language, and Brief Nudity
Big Bang Love - Juvenile A DVD Contains Violence, Brief Nudity, and Sexual Situations
Dora-Heita DVD Contains Violence, Debauchery, and Masterful Direction
Kon Ichikawa's 47 Ronin DVD Contains Violence, Honor, and Selfless Sacrifice
Shogun Assassin Blu-Ray Box Set Contains violence, nudity and rivers of blood.
Ballad of Narayama DVD Contains Violence, Nudity, Adult Language, and Sexual Situations
The Wolves DVD Contains Violence, Nudity, Adult Situations and Language
Shogun Assassin 3 - Slashing Blades of Carnage DVD Contains Violence, Nudity, and Constant Peril
Shogun Assassin 2 - Lightning Swords of Death DVD Contains Violence, Nudity, and Rivers of Blood
Shogun Assassin DVD Box Set Contains Violence, Nudity, and Rivers of Blood
Battle Royal High School DVD Contains Violence, Nudity, and Strong Language
Portrait of Hell DVD Contains Violence, Philosophy
Shinsengumi DVD Contains Violence, Revenge and Revolution
Ashura DVD Contains Violence, Romance, Treachery, Violent Romance, Romantic Treachery, and Treacherous Violence
Incident at Blood Pass DVD Contains Violence, Strong Language
Red Lion DVD Contains Violence, Strong Language
Samurai Banners DVD Contains Violence, Strong Language
Toshiro Mifune DVD Collection Contains Violence, Strong Language
The Fearless Avenger DVD Contains Violence, Strong Language, Brief Nudity, and Villainy
Slaughter in the Snow DVD Contains Violence, Strong Language, Brief Nudity, and Villainy
The Trail of Blood DVD Contains Violence, Strong Language, Nudity, and Improper Use of Hand Tools
Mikogami Trilogy DVD Box Set Contains Violence, Strong Language, Nudity, and Villainy
Father of the Kamikaze DVD Contains Violence, War Themes
Battle of Okinawa DVD Contains Violence, War Themes
Japan at War DVD Collection Contains Violence, War Themes, Graphic Depictions of Historical Events, Brief Nudity